Unisex "Conspiracy Theorist" Cotton T-Shirt

Step into the spotlight of sharp wit and bold expression with our "Conspiracy Theorist" statement tee. Featuring the provocative phrase "I Identify as a Conspiracy Theorist: My Pronouns Are Told/You/So," this design is unapologetically defiant, mixing satire with a touch of humor.

Crafted from premium-quality cotton for comfort and durability, the bold red, white, and blue typography adds a subtle yet striking patriotic undertone. Ideal for critical thinkers and free spirits who refuse to conform to the mainstream, this shirt is more than clothing—it's a wearable declaration. Whether you're sparking a conversation or raising a few eyebrows, this tee ensures your voice is heard loud and clear.

Wear it. Question everything. Stand your ground.



• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

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